Ways you can use a physically chilled cucumber:
- Cut it into slices and place them on your eyes to depuff and de-swell?
*However, if you have folded saggy eyes like mine, the cucumber can depuff your eyes so much so that you lose your eyelid. Argh.
- Cut into pieces to use in salads and sandwiches for a crunchy and refreshing texture.
- Soak in pickled juice to help it transition into a pickle. But then again, why would anyone want to do that?
(This is where it goes Ophe-ized)
- Cut into a wedge shape and use it as a doorstop.
- Hold it firmly with a tight grip to use against attackers.
- Clean it, grab it, and take a bite. Makes you feel like you own the world.
- Decorate them and make them into Veggie Tales characters. One can be named Cu Cu.
Ok, that is no longer making sense. Time to end the blog post!