Thursday, July 16, 2009

Cool as a Cucumber

Ways you can use a physically chilled cucumber:

- Cut it into slices and place them on your eyes to depuff and de-swell?
*However, if you have folded saggy eyes like mine, the cucumber can depuff your eyes so much so that you lose your eyelid. Argh.

- Cut into pieces to use in salads and sandwiches for a crunchy and refreshing texture.

- Soak in pickled juice to help it transition into a pickle. But then again, why would anyone want to do that?

(This is where it goes Ophe-ized)

- Cut into a wedge shape and use it as a doorstop.

- Hold it firmly with a tight grip to use against attackers.

- Clean it, grab it, and take a bite. Makes you feel like you own the world.

- Decorate them and make them into Veggie Tales characters. One can be named Cu Cu.

Ok, that is no longer making sense. Time to end the blog post!

1 comment:

  1. doorstop? self defense weapon? cu cu?
    i don't know what else to say... XDDDD.